Eminem Has Ruined My Morning Yet Again

Posted by on Apr 7, 2009 | Comments (4)

Where do you go as an artist when you don’t have anything fresh to say never had anything fresh to say in the first place? Awkwardly combine Weezer’s “Pork and Beans” with Weird Al’s “White and Nerdy” and catapult yourself into loserdom where you always belonged?

Behold, Eminem’s comeback, littered with tired-ass pop culture references and a grating fake-Middle-Eastern-by-way-of-fake-British accent. It’ll totally bum you out, whether you’re a longtime fan or even if, like some of us, you always hated his overrated guts.

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  1. Schell
    April 9, 2009

    Yeah, his voice does not sound like what I thought it would sound like. Why did he do that?

  2. David Sason
    April 10, 2009

    I completely agree with your opinion of Eminem. Haven’t seen the video, but I must now. I’m gonna brace myself…

  3. David Sason
    April 10, 2009

    Holy crap. That is awful. Points for the star of Nailin’ Palin, but I’ve seen this fucking video for a decade+. Every lead single for every one of his albums is the goofy-ass beat & easy target-baiting video. The worst part is that I think he has the ability to technically be a good rapper, right?

  4. Tony Moshenelli
    May 13, 2009

    Really? No really what the fuck? How dose this guy sell records. What happened to his voice? is he taking steroids? Sounds like he either got kick in the balls a million
    times or he’s on the roids…

    emenem die already.


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